Sex? Yes please.

Subject: Re: Sex? Yes please. Mon May 26, 2008 11:15 pm

Oh yeah! We were drinking 99 Bananas, but I dont think we were mixing it with anything.

I competely remember the porn now. It was Lucas - Belami. Good stuff. Razz

Subject: Re: Sex? Yes please. Tue Jun 10, 2008 10:25 am

I was 17. It wasn't as good as everyone said it was supposed to be. It only lasted 10 minutes. How disappointing.

Later, when I was married, and before Jubilee was born, (to sort of address Kayla's issue) we were having sex 3 times a day. We then got divorced right after she was born and I have seen no action since. Frankly, I really don't miss it (with him).

However, were I to find a wonderful fellow, I would ratchet it back up to the same frequency (or higher). There's always time after the kids go to sleep. Hell, set the alarm for the middle of the night and do it then. What could be better than midnight sex? And don't forget to lock your door. I always knew when my parents were up to something when I was a kid because their door would be locked. Maybe even put on a movie for them and sneak away for a quickie. They probably wouldn't miss you for 15 minutes.

Subject: Re: Sex? Yes please. Fri Aug 01, 2008 5:46 pm

3 times a day? Mine wants 3 times a week and I laugh. I told her to start dating other people just so I could finish a video game.
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Subject: Re: Sex? Yes please. Wed Aug 06, 2008 9:47 am

Subject: Re: Sex? Yes please. Wed Aug 06, 2008 12:32 pm

I was thinking the same thing. I have never thought a man would turn sex down. Most men love sex...and food.
Hey Phillip, is she wearing you out that bad?

Subject: Re: Sex? Yes please. Wed Aug 06, 2008 3:24 pm

I am sexually jaded. The results are always the same. New video game and there are infinite possibilities.
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Subject: Re: Sex? Yes please. Fri Aug 08, 2008 1:43 pm

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Subject: Re: Sex? Yes please. Thu Aug 14, 2008 9:04 am

Yes those are the results. Like I said I know whats going to happen. Its usually messy and sticky and hot. So I have to shower. Thats just to much physical work.
Also my wife is a little better trained than the other guys wife must have been.
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This is so private a subject, but it really blows your mind when you trust someone so much you are able to rely on them through anything, and vice versa. That feeling alone is intense, coupled with sex it's like greased lightning.

Subject: Re: Sex? Yes please. Fri Aug 15, 2008 4:04 pm

Greased something
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Subject: Re: Sex? Yes please. Yesterday at 10:36 pm

Whoa...I think this thread just took a turn for the worst. When cheesy movie musical lines start getting thrown in with sex talk it gts a lot less interesting.

Subject: Re: Sex? Yes please. Yesterday at 11:36 pm

Yeah, thinks Nick for the Travolta musical reference. No worries mate I 'll try to turn it . I was really expecting a nasty remark to "my wife is better trained..."

Its all good though. Sex still frightens me a bit because of the creating another heathen shit. I didn't want 2 kids much less 2 female kids, and neither of them was planned, actually they would be considered not supposed to happen. But here I sit with 2 beautiful but smaller and female recreations of me and I have no clue what to do. Sex causes this not video games so again I say stick to games.
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