Bored at Work Thread

I've got half an hour left and the clock is ticking backwards. I've searched the internet, read News of the Weird. Everyone else in the office is gone.

Anyone know of anything entertaining to do on the internet? Besides porn? I can't look at that at work anyway. LOL.

Maybe I can construct one of those rubberband guns from a pencil. Does anyone remember making those in highschool? Does anyone remember HOW to make on of those?

www.youtube.com

www.break.com

www.freeonlinegames.com

and i myself am addicted to forums. just google your interests plus forum and you will hit the jackpot.

I am a comic girl...I look up random comics all the time and read them from start to finish.

The ones I check weekly are:
http://www.xkcd.com/
http://pbfcomics.com/
http://questionablecontent.net/
http://www.johnandjohn.nl/
http://eddirt.frozenreality.co.uk/
http://www.butternutsquash.net/

I have many others. And if you don't like perverted humor...don't enter. Although, I don't imagine anyone so far on this forum would be offended.

www.somethingawful.com

not what is sounds like. extremely funny website. check out the photoshop fridays for laugh your butt off pictures.

I've seen the commercial a few times today so I checked out the whathappenedinpiedmont.com I think its either a total fake or some build up for a low budget movie. It is still interesting though.

Piedmot thing is some kind of odd internet reality game.

http://forums.offtopic.com/

If I get bored at work I usually try to find a quiet spot to jerk off. Makes me feel better and waste some time. I highly recommend it.

It isn't that easy for us girls.

Oh b.s. at least you guys get battery operated devices to help. Guys get jergens.
I saw they make panties with a built in rabbit, a filp of the switch and its O face time.

Yes but what do you think my boss will do when they hear the whirly noise of a vibrator?!

Depends I guess. If the boss is a guy he might be all like, Can I give you hand with something. A girl boss might say, When your done can I borrow that. Or she could go the other route, Juila are you staying in or eating out for lunch.

Bahahahaha.


That is my boss...now rethink those above comments!

Well this thread took an interesting turn. Instead of playing with yourself, try Fancy Pants.

http://armorgames.com/play/301/fancy-pants-adventures

Allen, what would you expect. Phillip started it and I ran with it. Kinda like high school, no?

I never jerked off at high school, though I probably should have. I wouldn't have been so uptight those first three years.

I didn't been the actual masturbation part...althought that would've made school much more interesting

The stalls in the mens room had no doors it would have been difficult to in high school.

I learned that is was not a good idea to wear Adidas pants with all the hot ass walking around in school. Trying to figure out how to hide a chub is time consuming. Superbad got it right though, you got to put in your waist band.

This is why I am thankful I am a girl!

I remember all the guys being amazed that Binkley wore sweat pants so much.

I can't tell if I'm perturbed or glad that I wandered in here. As for the self-pleasure, ladies, the bathroom is the best place for it and go with the stall the furthest from the door.

Anyway. I get lots of pleasure out of this website at my desk.

http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/

You people must have nothing to do at your jobs. Work is just not the place for that.

I am really stressed. Work kicks my ass, every day. Every job is a problem. Customers are dicks. ...I just don't know how much longer I can take it.


..This forum really died eh?
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Slate, what do you do that's got you all riled up?

Dave Slate wrote:

You people must have nothing to do at your jobs. Work is just not the place for that.

I am really stressed. Work kicks my ass, every day. Every job is a problem. Customers are dicks. ...I just don't know how much longer I can take it.


..This forum really died eh?
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Yea, it's pretty dead. If you have any ideas to gain new recruits, help us out. Where do you work?