Randomly Funny Parenting Junk

Subject: Re: Randomly Funny Parenting Junk Wed Apr 23, 2008 9:36 pm

Hunter hit a clerk at the store in the head wih a candy bar. Not part of a tantrum. Just wanted to see what what she would do. enough said.

Subject: Re: Randomly Funny Parenting Junk Sun Aug 24, 2008 6:04 pm

The olympics are on and I watch them. My crazy heathen Izzy watches with me. I never thought much of what I said in front of her before. I was however proud when she finally learned to flip the bird, she now knows only to do it to me but it still makes me laugh like someone farting in public. I hate China and have expressed it in many different words and ways.

I was at Krogers today and our bagger was a man of Asian decent. Izzy turned to me and said(very loudly) hey dady you hate him. I said hate who? The man from China , you hate China daddy, they cheat and still suck, right daddy. Thay are dirty communist(her saying it sounded like comynuisty). The bagger said "actually I am from Korea". In most cases that would have made everything okay, but....
My Grandfather was in Korea and I have taken a liking to MASH which is focused on Korea, so I have abused Koeraens verbally as much as Chinese and Izzy also stays up late to watch MASH with me.
Her reply was "Well thats just as bad".
The chinaman still gave her a balloon but me a dirty look.
Sorry to the Asian nation should come next but fudge you, I don't fucking care. It would be the same if the sorry ass Ruskies or Nazis' were revelant anymore.
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Subject: Re: Randomly Funny Parenting Junk Fri Aug 29, 2008 12:06 pm

Sadly, it seems the Ruskies are once again becoming relevant these days.

Subject: Re: Randomly Funny Parenting Junk Fri Aug 29, 2008 5:54 pm

How up to date you are Brandi. The dirty Russians are fixing to fudge us good. Buy Guns and buy ammo cause when Curious George gets into office we are all fudged.
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Subject: Re: Randomly Funny Parenting Junk Fri Aug 29, 2008 9:42 pm

Dun Dun duuuuuhhhhh!!!!

Subject: Re: Randomly Funny Parenting Junk Thu Sep 04, 2008 9:41 pm

One of my friends sent me this and I thought it was cute. I believe those of you with kids would agree.

MOTHERS

Real Mothers don't eat quiche; they don't have time to make it.

Real Mothers know that their kitchen utensils are probably in the sandbox.

Real Mothers often have sticky floors, filthy ovens and happy kids.
Real Mothers know that dried play dough doesn't come out of shag carpets.

Real Mothers don't want to know what the vacuum just sucked up.
Real Mothers sometimes ask 'Why me?' and get their answer when a little voice says, 'Because I love you best.'

Real Mothers know that a child ' s growth is not measured by height or years or grade...It is marked by the progression of Mama to Mom to Mother...

The Images of Mother

4 YEARS OF AGE - My Mommy can do anything!

8 YEARS OF AGE - My Mom knows a lot! A whole lot!

12 YEARS OF AGE - My Mother doesn't really know quite everything.

14 YEARS OF AGE - Naturally, Mother doesn't know that, either.

16 YEARS OF AGE - Mother? She's hopelessly old-fashioned.

18 YEARS OF AGE - That old woman? She's way out of date!

25 YEARS OF AGE - Well, she might know a little bit about it .

35 YEARS OF AGE - Before we decide, let's get Mom's opinion.

45 YEARS OF AGE - Wonder what Mom would have thought about it?

65 YEARS OF AGE - Wish I could talk it over with Mom.

The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman must be seen from in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides. The beauty of a woman is not in a facial mole, but true beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It is the caring that she lovingly
gives, the passion that she shows, and the beauty of a woman with passing years only grows!

Subject: Re: Randomly Funny Parenting Junk Thu Sep 04, 2008 11:19 pm

Quiche kick ass. Oh I love my breakfast pie.
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Subject: Re: Randomly Funny Parenting Junk Fri Sep 05, 2008 4:03 pm

Monkey face maybe screwing us, for sure. But Obama is a curious george clone.

How awesome would it have been though to get a pic with Dick Cheney in a yellow suit with Bush.
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